Soc.men and duct tape

[theoneflasehaddock]

Actually, plans have been in the works to convince the local soc.men to
duct tape their asses in order to reduce methane emissions. However,
various animal rights groups have been fighting our plans - it seems
that some don't reallize they can take the duct-tape off, eventually
exploding into cavernous anal geysers of pure bullshit, and one used an
actual duck instead of duct tape.

-

theoneflasehaddock

[St. Dave]

Post by theoneflasehaddock
Actually, plans have been in the works to convince the local soc.men to
duct tape their asses in order to reduce methane emissions. However,
various animal rights groups have been fighting our plans - it seems
that some don't reallize they can take the duct-tape off, eventually
exploding into cavernous anal geysers of pure bullshit, and one used an
actual duck instead of duct tape.
-
theoneflasehaddock

LMAO!!

Maybe we should toss in those plastic can rings from " Drunkerds Heaven,
Cans For Men On The Go... "
along with the duck tape, that way we could draw us in an easy " six quack
".


Erisdaughter{C}G.G.
--
~*~ St. Alicia Erisdaughter{C}G.G. ~*~

"I have come to tell you that you are free. Many ages ago, My consciousness
left humanity, that they might develop themselves. I return to find this
development approaching completion, but hindered by fear and by
misunderstanding. You have built for yourselves psychic suits of armor, and
clad in them, your vision is restricted, your movements are clumsy and
painful, your skin is bruised, and your spirit is broiled in the sun. I am
chaos. I am the substance from which your artists and scientists build
rhythms. I am the spirit with which your children and clowns laugh in happy
anarchy. I am chaos. I am alive, and I tell you that you are free."

[Grizzlie Antagonist]

On 23 Feb 2005 18:02:50 -0800, "theoneflasehaddock"

Post by theoneflasehaddock
Actually, plans have been in the works to convince the local soc.men to
duct tape their asses in order to reduce methane emissions. However,
various animal rights groups have been fighting our plans - it seems
that some don't reallize they can take the duct-tape off, eventually
exploding into cavernous anal geysers of pure bullshit, and one used an
actual duck instead of duct tape.
-
theoneflasehaddock

Aren't there any other flashhaddocks we could speak to?

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"Ladies and gentlemen - let's have a round of applause for tonight's player of the game - FRAN-CIS-CO SAN-N-N-N-TOS!
- Brian Anthony (P.A. announcer at Grizzlie Stadium), June 11, 2004


"Populus me sibilat, at mihi plaudo."(The people
hiss at me, but I am well satisfied with myself).

- Horace, the Roman poet


Logical positivism, dominant in American and
British universities, is suicidally bent upon
establishing the impossibility of knowing any-
thing. (As Wyndham Lewis suggested in "Self
Condemned", the neo-positivist pedant reduces
himself to a mosquito, able to wound, nearly
invulnerable to counter-assault - but only an
insect, not a man).

- Russell Kirk, Enemies of the Permanent
Things

[Daedalus]

On Fri, 25 Feb 2005 17:05:36 GMT, Grizzlie Antagonist

Post by Grizzlie Antagonist
On 23 Feb 2005 18:02:50 -0800, "theoneflasehaddock"

Post by theoneflasehaddock
Actually, plans have been in the works to convince the local soc.men to
duct tape their asses in order to reduce methane emissions. However,
various animal rights groups have been fighting our plans - it seems
that some don't reallize they can take the duct-tape off, eventually
exploding into cavernous anal geysers of pure bullshit, and one used an
actual duck instead of duct tape.
-
theoneflasehaddock

Aren't there any other flashhaddocks we could speak to?

You found the truth of this post unsettling, didn't you?

MEOW

Jade

[Grizzlie Antagonist]

Post by Daedalus
On Fri, 25 Feb 2005 17:05:36 GMT, Grizzlie Antagonist

Post by Grizzlie Antagonist
On 23 Feb 2005 18:02:50 -0800, "theoneflasehaddock"

Post by theoneflasehaddock
Actually, plans have been in the works to convince the local soc.men to
duct tape their asses in order to reduce methane emissions. However,
various animal rights groups have been fighting our plans - it seems
that some don't reallize they can take the duct-tape off, eventually
exploding into cavernous anal geysers of pure bullshit, and one used an
actual duck instead of duct tape.
-
theoneflasehaddock

Aren't there any other flashhaddocks we could speak to?

You found the truth of this post unsettling, didn't you?

Absolutely. The flashhaddock population has evolved to a sorry state
if El Frijole is the last one. Any conservationist would find that
unsettling.

Maybe feminism, as an evolutionary dead end, was to blame for the
pending extinction of the flashhaddocks.

Post by Daedalus
MEOW
Jade

There was another feminist who used to post in this ng that used to
bark like a dog. Did she ever chase you up a tree?

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***@yahoo.com

"Ladies and gentlemen - let's have a round of applause for tonight's player of the game - FRAN-CIS-CO SAN-N-N-N-TOS!
- Brian Anthony (P.A. announcer at Grizzlie Stadium), June 11, 2004


"Populus me sibilat, at mihi plaudo."(The people
hiss at me, but I am well satisfied with myself).

- Horace, the Roman poet


Logical positivism, dominant in American and
British universities, is suicidally bent upon
establishing the impossibility of knowing any-
thing. (As Wyndham Lewis suggested in "Self
Condemned", the neo-positivist pedant reduces
himself to a mosquito, able to wound, nearly
invulnerable to counter-assault - but only an
insect, not a man).

- Russell Kirk, Enemies of the Permanent
Things